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the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via bonus)

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.


If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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(Source: yggdrasilly, via pizza)


It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via guy)


how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

(via tipslip)


i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via tipslip)


Ok so remember when we were discussing which pre apocalypse Daryl would be sexier? ahem.. look at that man take charge!  mistressmacmanus proud-mom85 gratuitous-violence-reedus 

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